Bombs away..........

Sleeping deeply last night, I was somewhere between here and Never Never land when all of a sudden I came under attack..........over and over again the hits just kept coming........I heard the awful noise threatening to bring me completely out of the deep sleep I so desperately have needed..........I sense that it is early.........too early to open the eyes and come to consciousness.........I relax again..........


oh no here it comes again..........closer........closer...........wham..........I get hit again..........what is going on??? why won't it stop??? I finally peep through squinted eyes to see the time..........6 am.............oh brother.........it is WAY too early.........I try to go back to sleep thinking the assault is over........I was wrong.........this time there was back up............finally I cover my head with my sheet and try to ignore the stench of my morning breath as it fills the small air space around my head! yikes....what did I eat for dinner last night??? oh ya ....hehehe.....a DQ peanut buster parfait with extra peanuts and a glass of wine.....that was it!!!!.........

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznnnnnnnnnnn.......it's back!!!! crap.....now I try to make a small breathing hole under the sheet to ease the self assault to my nose, as I protect my head from the onslaught that is going on.......... it's trying to get me through the sheet........I swear it has an agenda besides waking me up!! it is trying to kill me by hitting me on the head enough times........ things' got a lot of self confidence!!!

I lay there wondering why me? does this happen to anyone else?

have you ever been woken up by a dive bombing fly?????

side note: the house is coming along.........I have to admit that it has been really really really really stressing me out trying to get everything done. I know that J planned this trip a long time ago and this is just a bad case of BAD timing and I want him to be enjoying himself..........who am I kidding....I want him to know how hard I am working and how inconvienient this trip has been for me!! oops I kind of did let him know..........I AM STRESSED........I AM OVERWHELMED........I AM REALLY REALLY TIRED..........I can't wait to get it all done......I still have a little bit of painting to do and just more cleaning and de-cluttering and then I am done.....the guys (J's workers) and they did the yard all pretty and mowed so that is great.........oh and they left the hole under the gate open..........so Jackson ran away AGAIN......and it is raining and it is dark and he still isn't back........someone probably picked him up AGAIN......his collar isn't on...he has broken 2 collars in 2 weeks!!! I don't know how he does it....anyways his name tag and ID isn't on him......so hopefully someone will call the pound....he is pretty well known there now!! and he is even fixed and he still runs......Shelby (Springer Spaniel) she doesn't run, even if she gets out....she just stays within eye shot of the house but not Jackson.........he takes off.........like fast..........so I hope I can sleep tonight! I need to sleep tonight........I hate all this stress......not knowing where we are going isn't stressing me out, just getting this house presentable to potential buyers. I can't wait to go to the family cabin, July 3!!! like hip hip horrahhh.......

7 comments:

Ruth said...

Sounds like quite a day!! It will all be done soon, right? You just need to get some sleep between the fly bombs, that is all. You are a really great writer, btw!! I thought it was the kids or something, really had me going!!

MugwumpMom said...

So what's worse....a buzzing fly or "wakey wakey little Jakey", and don't you dare tell me you don't remember that!

Lala's world said...

hey Rena.......I totally remember the wakey wakey little Jakey or the "a little sleep a little slumber a little folding of your hands so shall your poverty come"......ya hello I am a teenager who actually needs sleep it is a scientific fact!!! LOL

anyway to be woken up before 8 am is a crime to me!!!!no matter how it is done!

shasher_72 said...

hey Mugwumpmom - why do you think I named my 4th Jake?? I wanted to be able to say it to someone else!! I hate the evil fly bombers, they love my lips! YUCK

holli said...

Oh - I can't sleep with a fly loose in my place.. not knowing that they vomit or lay eggs everytime they land. GAH!!

Is Jackson back? Good grief - your post sounded like the inside of my brain when I can't sleep at night!!

Lala's world said...

I got Jackson back!! little turkey ran across the street to the library where my NEIGHBORS (who are new and didn't know that was our dog) took him....and bathed him....they thought he was homeless cuz he is so dirty......so they BATHED him and made arrangements to have him clipped tomorrow!! I was like thank you but he hasn't had a bath in a while cuz he has an EAR INFECTION and just got nuetered!!! so he couldn't be bathed!!! pztph.... they were planning on keeping him.......I explained that he just broke his collar with his tags and he is very much loved and wanted sides the fact that he seems to be a bit of a runner!!! if there is a way out he will find it and will bolt.......silly dog......I don't want him to get hurt or worse.......so it is good to have him home!!

Wave's Word said...

That was a great build up and execution of a very annoying but funny story. Your efforts shall be greatly rewarded. The weather is very nice in Ontario. Shall we pick out something in the country or city? heehee