Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things about Lala's knowledge of guy rules

1…. Men are not mind readers

2..... Sunday sports. It's like the
full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

3.... Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

4.... Crying is blackmail.

5.... Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6.... Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girl friends are for.

7.... A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

8.... If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

9.... Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

10.... Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we

11.... ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is

12.... If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that

13.... Don't ask us about what we're thinking, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

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Kimmy said…
Hilarious! Thanks for the insight. A big help!

Thanks for stopping by my 13 today! I'll link you up!
Kimmy said…
How funny guys can be summed up in just 13 statements :p
Ruth said…
Loved it!! Thanks for stopping by my TT.
Shash said…
You try taking 4 kids 7yrs and under into a jam packed mall in the middle of winter and see how much you sweat!! Shopping for me is a sport...

Stop by my TT!
Katy said…
MY husband hates when I start gabbing during a show, but doesn't hesitate to do it to me. My 13 are up.
mommyof4 said…
Good insight Haha! My tt are up.
Mama B said…
Great insight. You've said it all!!
A friend of shans
that was so cool and funny
from cheryl
Julie Anne said…
That is hilarious and very much true!

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